Mommy the Spy

The dog poop outside of our apartment has gotten out of control!
Mommy has turned into Mrs. Kravitz from Bewitched trying to catch the people who are just too darn lazy to clean up after their pets!
I have been getting a kick out of her watching through the windows!

Dachshund Rescue South Florida Calendar Contest!

Hi Friends!
I just wanted to let you know that DRSF’s calendar contest is launching!
I will be entering again this year and hope you will too! Read below for more info!
Love, Gussie

2018 DRSF Calendar Contest Launch!!!!

It’s our biggest fundraiser of the year and a chance for your adorable doxie (or doxie mix or friends lab, or gerbil, cat, or any other “honorary doxie”) to strut their stuff in front of over 250,000 dachshund fans on DRSF’s social media feeds and compete for one of 12 coveted spots in our 2018 Dachshund Rescue South Florida Calendar! Each entry is $10 and we LOVE multiple entries too!

Submit YOUR entry at our website at www.dachshundrescuesouthflorida.com and from all of us at DRSF, thank you for helping us make our biggest fundraiser of the year a success!!

The Scariest Lullaby of Them All!

Rock-a-bye, baby, in the tree top
When the wind blows the cradle will rock
Who put the cradle in the tree??? How did they even do that?
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall
Down will come baby, cradle and all
This is so scary…I hope the baby wasn’t hurt!

Baby is drowsy, cozy and fair
Is the baby drowsy and fair because he hurt himself falling out of the tree?
Mother sits near in her rocking chair
Mother is sitting in a chair while her baby was falling out of a tree…hmm…maybe someone needs to call CPS on her!
Forward and back, the cradle she swings
Though baby sleeps, he hears what she sings

Rock-a-bye baby, do not you fear
Never mind, baby, mother is near
Mother wasn’t near when the baby fell! Or when he was being put in a tree!
Wee little fingers, eyes are shut tight
Now sound asleep – until morning light
The baby will need his sleep to escape from his dangerous home life!

 This song is pure nonsense and downright scary!!