I went to the vet today. Dr. Gessner is out of town so I saw a different doctor.
He didn’t lavish me with compliments and kisses like Dr. Gessner does. He was also quick to point out those pesky extra pounds I am carrying around. I let him know what I thought about him by leaving a steaming fatty in the lobby. That was also to embarrass Mommy for throwing me under the bus and telling him about my lack of interest in exercise.