Daily Archives: May 6, 2017

Three Blind Mice

Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice,
Statistically speaking, what is the likelihood of 3 blind mice all hanging out together? 
Three blind mice

See how they run,
If they are blind, wouldn’t they be crashing into stuff?
See how they run!

They all ran after
The farmer’s wife
Again, I ask if they are blind how did they know to chase after the farmer’s wife? This makes no sense…moving on…

She cut off their tails
With a carving knife
I have to admit, this does sound a little extreme. I bet the farmer made her mad earlier in the day and she just took it out on the mice.

Did you ever see
Such a sight in your life
I have never seen such a sight because Mommy has a general aversion for rodents and I am usually with her.
As three blind mice?

This nursery rhyme is pure nonsense.
I am going to go turn on some Skynyrd…